and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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