it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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