Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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