But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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