"it" just moved
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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