she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
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