You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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