my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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