dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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