I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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