My first STD was from a foam party
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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