I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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