I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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