Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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