If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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