its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
I think we might need a safe word for this...
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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