At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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