Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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