If that was your dad, he is hot
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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