How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
