Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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