Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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