I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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