My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
one two three fourrrrnication!
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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