was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Is it because I queefed?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
The beer is more important than you right now.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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