Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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