a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
