The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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