How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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