im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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