my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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