Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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