This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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