i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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