I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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