I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I didn't notice because vodka
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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