Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
and you fell through a lawn chair
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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