The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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