You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
