i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize