I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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