Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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