I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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