I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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