Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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