Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
My feet surprised me
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