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say what?
wanna hang out?
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
not ubering you a puppy
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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