I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
