I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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