youre lurking in front of me
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Randomize
