it hurts more in the daytime
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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