Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
if only i could text you this smell
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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