I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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