dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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