my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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